The Pinnacle of Grooming Excellence Bundle - BALLS

Grooming Excellence Bundle

Complete Grooming Kit

Name: Grooming Excellence Bundle
Brand: BALLS
SKU: GROOM001-BLUE
Price: 82.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$82.99~~$119.99~~

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Absolutely everything you need to look, feel, and smell your best.

The Archibald Full Body Trimmer: It's a masterpiece of British engineering that's not just strong, fast, and powerful, but also brilliantly SackSafe™. Achieve precision and comfort with this cutting-edge trimmer for a smooth and effortless grooming session. With The Archibald from BALLS™, say goodbye to ye olde shaver. Now in three colors!
Beatrix Pemberton’s Knacker Wash Exfoliating Bar: A natural bar soap with our impeccable fusion of pure soaps and natural exfoliants. Why compromise when you can indulge in the luxury of radiant skin and contented hair?
Oliver’s Everywhere Oil: This is the ultimate remedy for maintaining your prized assets, delivering long-lasting anti-chafing relief for your diligent parts and a nourishing, soothing post-trim indulgence for both hair and follicles.
The BallBag™ Travel Bag: Well, you will need a special place to keep your new goodies!

Do not forget to subscribe and save for radically reduced rates and a regular re-supply of required... requirements.

• Say goodbye to razor burn, irritation, and ingrown hair below the belt
• Trim the most challenging areas with best-in-class ceramic blades designed for intimate hair
• Reduce the risk of pulls and snags with our strongest motor yet with ~2 hours of battery life
• Experience utmost control with our re-engineered ergonomic design with a matte grip
• Safely groom on the go with stronger LED light
• Store and travel safely with the silicone wrist strap and the built-in travel lock
• Choose your trim length with our SackSafe™ Guard with 3 settings
• Use dry or wet: we are 100% waterproof (really!)
• Display with pride: vanity-friendly dock with universal USB-C charging

• The Archibald Full Body Trimmer
• Beatrix Pemberton’s Knacker Wash Exfoliating Bar
• Oliver’s Everywhere Oil
• The BallBag Travel Bag
• Trimmer Cradle
• No-Slip Wrist Strap
• Charging Cable
• Cleaning Brush

In the shower

Before a night at the pub

Before a bad decision

Before your next shag

After football

SackSafe™

Ultra-sharp replaceable ceramic blades protect your bags from cuts and snags.

100% Waterproof

With a no-slip grip and wrist strap - use it in the shower, at the gym or on the go!

LED Light

An in-built guide light for added ease of use and safety for those hard to reach areas.

Adjustable

Equipped with a removable comb guard with three length options: 3 mm, 4.5 mm, 6 mm

Travel-Lock

Prevents the trimmer from accidentally turning on in your luggage when you are jet setting!

2H Battery

We promise we won't die on you. If the Archibald can last for hours, then so can you!

Are We Best Friends?

Any idiot can build a balls trimmer, but it takes a special type of idiot to call it BALLS™. That’s us, though: our fans love us because we care about their balls so much, we named ourselves after them.

Oliver’s Everywhere Oil

Introducing Oliver’s Everywhere Oil, a versatile, all-natural elixir crafted for the care of most precious bodily hair. It's your go-to solution for the maintenance of your crown jewels, offering enduring anti-chafe goodness for those hardworking bits, bobs and balls, and a nourishing, soothing after-trim treat for hair and follicles.

The Archibald Full Body Trimmer

Best-in-class micro-trimming replaceable ceramic blades
Internationally-loved SackSafe guard and a no-nick guarantee
Improved guard comb with three different length options
A 7,000 RPM motor to handle all thicknesses and textures
High-powered LED light for hard-to-reach areas
Waterproof ergonomic design with a non-slip grip for risk-free shower trims
No-slip wrist strap for a safer trimming experience
Full-body-friendly: Strong enough for your balls, made for everywhere

Beatrix Pemberton’s Exfoliating Bar

Designed for the full-body experience, our Exfoliating Bar boasts the perfect blend of clean soaps and natural scrubby ingredients. Because why settle for anything less than healthy skin and happy hair? And let's not forget the pièce de résistance – our gorgeous, slightly woodsy scent. It's like a forest stroll, minus the leaves in your shoes.

Which BALLS™ Trimmer Works Best for Me?

	The Archibald V3	The Classic V2	The Original V1
SackSafe™	⭐️	⭐️	⭐️
Waterproof	⭐️	⭐️	⭐️
Motorpower	🚀	✈️	🚂
LED Light	⭐️⭐️	⭐️	❌
Travel Lock	⭐️	❌	❌
Wrist Strap	⭐️	❌	❌
Colours	💙💜🖤	🖤	🖤

Choose Your Length

Slide the adjustable guide comb between three length options or remove it for the closest trim.

Trim Like a Pro

Trim parallel to your skin. Pull skin tight to avoid nicks and cuts. Take your time and try not to dig in.

Activate the Travel Lock

Press the power button for 8-10 seconds. The flickering light in the power button means the travel lock is activated.

Insert a New Blade

Gently press it into place within the blade housing. Apply even pressure to ensure that the blade is securely inserted.

The Archibald Full Body Trimmer is designed for body hair anywhere. Its ergonomic design is perfectly suited to give you excellent grip and control, whether you’re grooming your legs, chest, thighs, or even the back of your neck.
Nope. It’s best for intimate hair, which is typically coarser and denser than head hair. But women love our Trimmer; it trims beautifully, it’s easy to use, and it’s a huge time-saver and cost-saver vs. bikini waxes.
So, technically we’re experts on intimate hair. But BALLS was too great a name to pass up.
Absolutely! Beatrix Pemberton's Knacker Wash is designed for the full-body experience and is suitable for all skin types. The carefully crafted blend of clean soaps and natural scrubby ingredients ensures a gentle yet effective exfoliation, promoting healthy skin for everyone.
While it is designed for the full-body experience, the Knacker Wash Exfoliating Bar is gentle enough for use on the face as well. The blend of ingredients is crafted to provide a thorough yet delicate exfoliation, making it suitable for both body and facial skin.
Absolutely! Oliver’s Everywhere Oil is formulated to be gentle on all skin types. Whether you have sensitive skin or a more robust complexion, this all-natural elixir is crafted to provide nourishment and lasting moisture without irritation.
Absolutely! Oliver’s Everywhere Oil is formulated to be gentle on all skin types. Whether you have sensitive skin or a more robust complexion, this all-natural elixir is crafted to provide nourishment and lasting moisture without irritation.

A+

Close trimmed balls :)

Love my balls

I received my first trimmer which must’ve been damaged in transport, it didn’t work properly and was really loud when turned on. I contacted the customer service team, they replied quickly and had another one out in the post which arrived 2 days later. The new one works perfectly, exactly as shown on adverts. It was so good to use I was gutted i run out of hair to shave. The Mrs loves how smooth everywhere is. This product is a must have

Smooth criminal

So I'll begin from the start of my journey which led me to buy the BALLS trimmer. I started my Saturday off like usual, ate my breakfast and headed to the gym at 11:00am.

First exercise on the list was bench press. I laid down on the bench, ready as my gym buddy walked over to spot me. It is when his crotch loomed over my head that I noticed an unfamiliar sparkle coming from his trousers. As I looked over I glared at one of the most beautiful things I had ever seen, beautiful enough to be the eighth wonder of the world. Through the stitching of his trouser were a smooth, clean and shiny pair of BALLS. I went completely nuts as I sprung off the bench and questioned him as to how he acquired such a smooth pair of gems. My buddy just looked at me, put his hand on my shoulder and said "BALLS", I stared at him blankly thinking it was some sort of joke but soon discovered it was in fact the truth.

I rushed home and cracked open my money box which had all the pocket money my mum had given me for the last 10 years. The box had £44.50p! But I needed £45!!!. I looked everywhere, I was busting my nuts trying to find 50p from somewhere. Eventually it came down to an action which I am not proud of to this day, however my BALLS (literally) were on the line, so I sneaked into my local corner shop and opened up the orphans in need charity box and STOLE the 50p. I believe it is one of the most ballsy crimes in the history of crimes. Anyway enough of my criminal past, I now had the £45 to purchase the one and only trimmer.... The BALLS trimmer.

I eagerly logged on to my laptop and searched BALLS in Google. At first I was horrified at the results popping up on my screen, however soon enough I found what I was looking for. I added the trimmer to the sack and typed in all my details. As I clicked the confirmation button a shiver ran down my balls as I realised that I had made one of the greatest purchases in human history. Now it was the dreaded waiting game......

It was Wednesday morning, I got out of bed at 9am and turned the TV on downstairs. My mom walked in to the room and said "Something came in the mail today". It is then that I knew DEEZ NUTS!!! Were finally going to be returned to their former glory as they once were when I was a 5-year-old child.

I rushed to the bathroom and whipped out the trimmer from the packaging. I marveled at the sight of the most amazing piece of technology to be invented, I think I was in love. I slipped down my pants to reveal what seemed to be the amazon rainforest attached to a pair of balls. It was now or never, I grabbed the trimmer and started mowing through the forest of hair (I believe deforestation rose at an alarming rate that day). I couldn't believe it!!! Many razors had tried and failed but this trimmer was effortlessly gliding across the grooves and curves of my bulky ball sack. The hairs were dropping like the balls of teenagers going through puberty. And there it was, my ball sack, shinier than a bald mans head on a bright summers day. The results were outstanding and my balls were screaming for me to write a review for the trimmer. So I grabbed my phone and began writing my review on the BALLS website.

(Think I deserve another free trimmer for my ballsy review)