In the shower
Before a night at the pub
Before a bad decision
Before your next shag
After football
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Are We Best Friends?


Any idiot can build a balls trimmer, but it takes a special type of idiot to call it BALLS™. That’s us, though: our fans love us because we care about their balls so much, we named ourselves after them.

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Couple of the Year


Our top-quality ceramic blades and SackSafe guard are a match made in heaven. Easy-to-use and pre-installed, with adjustable lengths, this pairing is intuitive right out of the box. The safest, the simplest, and yet somehow the best tool for the job — it’s magic.

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The Archibald Full Body Trimmer


• Best-in-class micro-trimming replaceable ceramic blades
• Internationally-loved SackSafe guard and a no-nick guarantee
• Improved guard comb with three different length options
• A 7,000 RPM motor to handle all thicknesses and textures
• High-powered LED light for hard-to-reach areas
• Waterproof ergonomic design with a non-slip grip for risk-free shower trims
• No-slip wrist strap for a safer trimming experience
• Full-body-friendly: Strong enough for your balls, made for everywhere

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Oliver’s Everywhere Oil


Oliver’s Everywhere Oil is a versatile, all-natural elixir crafted for the care of most precious bodily hair. It's your go-to solution for the maintenance of your crown jewels, offering enduring anti-chafe goodness for those hardworking bits, bobs and balls, and a nourishing, soothing after-trim treat for the hair and follicles.

Which BALLS™ Trimmer Works Best for Me?

The Archibald V3 The Classic V2 The Original V1
SackSafe™ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Waterproof ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Motorpower 🚀 ✈️ 🚂
LED Light ⭐️⭐️ ⭐️
Travel Lock ⭐️
Wrist Strap ⭐️
Colours 💙💜🖤 🖤 🖤

How to Use


Frequently Asked Questions