In the shower
Before a night at the pub
Before a bad decision
Before your next shag
After football
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Are We Best Friends?


Any idiot can build a balls trimmer, but it takes a special type of idiot to call it BALLS™. That’s us, though: our fans love us because we care about their balls so much, we named ourselves after them.

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Oliver’s Everywhere Oil


Introducing Oliver’s Everywhere Oil, a versatile, all-natural elixir crafted for the care of most precious bodily hair. It's your go-to solution for the maintenance of your crown jewels, offering enduring anti-chafe goodness for those hardworking bits, bobs and balls, and a nourishing, soothing after-trim treat for hair and follicles.

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The Archibald Full Body Trimmer


  • Best-in-class micro-trimming replaceable ceramic blades 
  • Internationally-loved SackSafe guard and a no-nick guarantee
  • Improved guard comb with three different length options
  • A 7,000 RPM motor to handle all thicknesses and textures
  • High-powered LED light for hard-to-reach areas
  • Waterproof ergonomic design with a non-slip grip for risk-free shower trims
  • No-slip wrist strap for a safer trimming experience
  • Full-body-friendly: Strong enough for your balls, made for everywhere
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Beatrix Pemberton’s Exfoliating Bar


Designed for the full-body experience, our Exfoliating Bar boasts the perfect blend of clean soaps and natural scrubby ingredients. Because why settle for anything less than healthy skin and happy hair? And let's not forget the pièce de résistance – our gorgeous, slightly woodsy scent. It's like a forest stroll, minus the leaves in your shoes.

Which BALLS™ Trimmer Works Best for Me?

The Archibald V3 The Classic V2 The Original V1
SackSafe™ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Waterproof ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Motorpower 🚀 ✈️ 🚂
LED Light ⭐️⭐️ ⭐️
Travel Lock ⭐️
Wrist Strap ⭐️
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How to Use


Frequently Asked Questions