Jingle Balls

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The BALLS™ Trimmer V2 is purpose-built to minimise pulls, nicks, and snags. It’s also waterproof, wireless, shock-resistant and has a non-slip grip, so your balls will be silky smooth with no risk of being punctured.

£89 £69

Jingle Balls

• BALLS™ Trimmer
• SackSafe™ Guard
• BALLS™ Cradle
• Charging Cable
• Cleaning Brush
£65

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• Extended BALLS of Steel Warranty

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OVER 200,000 balls have spoken

4.6/5.0

THEIR BALLS TRIMMER USES CERAMIC BLADES AND A PRECISELY-TUNED MOTOR TO TACKLE THE NAMESAKE AREA, ALTHOUGH IT ALSO WORKS ON THE REST OF YOUR BODY TOO."
“THERE IS ONE BODILY AREA WHERE THE BALLS TRIMMER REALLY EXCELS COMPARED TO THE REST – AND YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS WHERE THAT IS.”
"93% OF OUR PANEL REPORTED NO TUGGING OR PULLING, 87% FOUND IT LIVED UP TO ITS CLAIM OF BEING GENTLE ON THEIR SKIN. THE DESIGN MADE IT EASY TO ACCESS HARD-TO-REACH PLACES, LEAVING 87% PROUD OF THEIR FINISH."
"YOU'RE ONLY AS GOOD AS THE TOOLS YOU USE", AND WHEN IT COMES TO GROOMING YOUR GROIN, DROPPING THE METAPHORICAL BALL SHOULD NEVER BE UNDERESTIMATED."
"SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO NEATEN YOU UP BELOW THE BELT, THIS TRIMMER'S [CERAMIC] BLADE IS REASSURINGLY GENTLE ON YOUR GROIN AND SCROTUM."

Why Balls?

You’ve gone this long without a fancy-schmancy trimmer - why should you choose a BALLS™ Trimmer over what you’ve always done?

WE’LL TEACH YOU HOW TO GET STARTED

Trimming your balls shouldn’t be something that comes but once a year. Before using your BALLS™ trimmer for the first time, check out our how-to tutorial so you don’t make a complete turkey of yourself. These easy-to-follow instructions will ensure that your yule log will be fit to display at any festive family get-together. Erm… moving on swiftly.
NO RISK MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE

In the unlikely event that our elves haven’t done their job properly, we’ll give you your money back. And then sacrifice the naughty little elf to the Krampus.
24/7 CUSTOMER SUPPORT

There’s no ‘I’ in TEAM, which is why we’ve got a team of professional elves to back you up. Not literally, you understand - we won’t come to your house and shave your balls for you - but if you have any problems with our products then you can bet that we’ll be there long after the final mince pie of the season has been eaten to support you.
AMAZING-LOOKING BALLS!

A freshly shaved sack that is free of nicks and cuts is more hygienic, looks sexier, and gives you a quiet aura of self-confidence and presence (presents?). With the BALLS™ V2 trimmer you can have a parcel that Santa would be proud to deliver.

before your next shag

After football

In the shower

Before a night at the pub

Before a bad decision

before your next shag

After football

In the shower

Before a night at the pub

Before a bad decision

before your next shag

After football

In the shower

Before a night at the pub

Before a bad decision

before your next shag

After football

In the shower

Before a night at the pub

Before a bad decision

before your next shag

After football

In the shower

Before a night at the pub

Before a bad decision

before your next shag

After football

In the shower

Before a night at the pub

Before a bad decision

before your next shag

After football

In the shower

Before a night at the pub

Before a bad decision

before your next shag

After football

In the shower

Before a night at the pub

Before a bad decision

before your next shag

After football

In the shower

Before a night at the pub

Before a bad decision

before your next shag

After football

In the shower

Before a night at the pub

Before a bad decision

before your next shag

After football

In the shower

Before a night at the pub

Before a bad decision

before your next shag

After football

In the shower

Before a night at the pub

Before a bad decision

before your next shag

After football

In the shower

Before a night at the pub

Before a bad decision

We're a UK-Based Company

And our tech is UK-based too. Order your BALLS™ products and they’ll be delivered whether you’ve been naughty or nice. There are no fat, judgemental, bearded types at BALLS™ HQ.

What makes it world-class?

Nobody wants a hole in their sack, especially around Christmas. With the BALLS™ Trimmer V2, your balls can be hair-free and ready for the festivities in less time than it takes for the supermarkets to put out easter eggs after Christmas is over.

6200 RPM MOTOR

Take control of the pace of your ball-trimming game with the BALLS™ Trimmer V2. With a specially designed rechargeable motor, our trimmer is for life, not just for Christmas.

Waterproof & Wireless

The BALLS™ Trimmer is wireless, shower-friendly, and rechargeable, meaning you can groom wherever you like. Maybe not at the Christmas markets though, eh, lads?

No more slipping

As any bloke will tell you, the thought of slipping while clearing your driveway of snow is a daunting task (just be clear, we’re talking about trimming your balls here). That’s why we‘ve included some spectacular festive lighting (it’s actually a teeny tiny torch) so that when you’re shaving your sack you don’t put a ho-ho-hole in it. Remember your elf and safety, gents; only Santa wants red trousers this December.

Sacksafe^TM Adjustable Guard & Ceramic Blades

Get ‘yer yards! Think of our SackSafe™ adjustable guards as your own personal ‘keeper. SackSafe™ stops your balls from pulls, nicks and snags and makes sure your 6-yard box stays trim and tidy.

Frequently Asked Questions

A shaver that won’t nick me? You’re talking balls!

We use top-quality micro-trimming teeth and black ceramic blades which glide across the skin causing zero sensitivity. Combine that with our SackSafe™ Guards and a 6,200 RPM motor that’s powerful enough to crop away even the most plaited pubes, leaving tugs, nicks, pulls, and snags to be relegated to The Ghost of Christmas Past.
A blade subscription? Really?

Look, it’s not just about receiving a fresh blade of glory every 3 months to keep your package pristine, it’s also about surprise gifts, cool collectables, and hilarious exclusive content. Your subscription comes with our Balls of Steel warranty. This means that even if you’ve had your trimmer for years, we will fix or replace anything to keep your balls safe and happy.
What are the specs?

Here comes the boring techy bit. A 6,200RPM motor that purrs like a kitten having its belly tickled A rechargeable Ni-MH 600mAh*2 battery (whatever that means?) Running time: 1 hour - that’s Rudolph on Christmas Eve levels of fast 12v USB Charging cable - Oh, great - another cable to add to the drawer full you already have… Waterproof & Shock-resistant casing - to keep you from slipping up.
Can I use the trimmer on my body?

The BALLS™ Trimmer is designed for all sensitive areas of the body, not just balls, so you can shave a snowman into your chest rug without any problems at all. Oh, it also makes easy work of butt cracks, and if your Mrs wants to steal it then it performs like a champ on the old bearded clam.
Do you offer any warranty?

We aren’t satisfied until you are. Our team of real elves (they’re not actually elves, they’re human) will happily offer free replacements if anything goes wrong within a year, and if you opt into our Blades of Glory subscription program, your BALLS™ trimmer and all its parts are covered for years.
Will my life be changed forever?

We aren’t making any grandiose promises here, but if trimming your excess tinsel makes your North Pole look taller, gives you more of that quiet confidence and swagger, and makes you smell and itch less…well, the possibilities are endless. It is Christmas, after all.

Included:

BALLS™ Trimmer

SackSafe™ Guard

BALLS™ Cradle

Cleaning Brush

Charging Cable

Guiding Groin Light

Quick Start Guide

Free Shipping

BALLS™ Trimmer Vs the rest

Why use a trimmer on your candy cane? Well, we don’t want to talk badly about other forms of male grooming that aren’t here to defend themselves, but a BALLS™ Trimmer V2 is more hygienic, does a neater job, there’s no pain involved, and you won’t need to worry about bleeding to death every time you use it. Seriously, just check out this comparison chart and then try to tell us that we’re talking balls.

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OVER 200,000 balls have spoken

Why Balls?

We're a UK-Based Company

What makes it world-class?

6200 RPM MOTOR

Waterproof & Wireless

No more slipping

SacksafeTM Adjustable Guard & Ceramic Blades

Frequently Asked Questions

Included:

BALLS™ Trimmer Vs the rest

Customer Reviews

Your BALLS are in our Hands

Sacksafe^TM Adjustable Guard & Ceramic Blades