Top-quality ceramic blades tackle coarse, intimate hair with a cheeky swagger.


Waterproof, wireless, equipped with a no-slip grip, and the battery lasts forever.

Sleek and Secure

One guard + two settings = intuitive, stress-free design.

Frickin’ Laser Beams

Super-bright LED to brighten all the dark places.

In the shower

Before a night at the pub

Before a bad decision

Before your next shag

After football

No snags on our bags was the goal

We started Balls for a simple reason: the tools of yore were too dangerous, and the tools of today were too clunky, complex, and unreliable. A good trim is the solution to many of life’s problems — hygiene, comfort, appearance, you name it — but it ain’t rocket science.


We care about your balls more than you do.

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“The Best Balls – Mine are more popular than ever!”

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“Cannot recommend enough - Amazing product.”

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“Really happy with my trimmer, first time buyer and quality is great.”

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