MILLIONS OF HAPPY BALLS!
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"Their Balls Trimmer uses ceramic blades and a precisely-tuned motor to tackle the namesake area, although it also works on the rest of your body too."
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“There is one bodily area where the Balls Trimmer really excels compared to the rest – and you can probably guess where that is.”
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"93% of our panel reported no tugging or pulling, 87% found it lived up to its claim of being gentle on their skin. The design made it easy to access hard-to-reach places, leaving 87% proud of their finish."
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"You're only as good as the tools you use", And when it comes to grooming your groin, dropping the metaphorical ball should never be underestimated."
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"Specifically designed to neaten you up below the belt, this trimmer's [ceramic] blade is reassuringly gentle on your groin and scrotum."
OH HELLO, BOYS!
The pinnacle of grooming greatness
Featuring top-quality micro trimming ceramic blades for precise trimming, and a 6,200RPM motor ideally tuned (not too fast, not too slow) to trim groin hair of all textures and thicknesses, the BALLS™ Trimmer is purpose built to give you the ultimate grooming experience.Â
The BALLS™ Trimmer is perfectly-suited to helping you groom wherever, whenever you need it.
Designed With
Your Junk In Mind
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Blades of Glory
Our goal has always been “No snags on your bags”. Our precision ceramic blades get the job done better than any steel blade ever could.
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You’re In Control
With our SafeSack Adjustable Guards, you’re in the driver’s seat. You get to decide exactly how you want your coin purse and man muscle (or, for that matter, your pom pom) to look.
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Waterproof AF
Step into the shower with your new friend. Our trimmer makes it easy as pie to incorporate trimming of the tea bags into your routine.
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Large and In Charge
A well-crafted mane makes your main event more …. main. Now you can groom where you want, when you want, and how you want. Hold the applause, please.Â
BALLS™ Trimmer
Featuring top-quality micro trimming ceramic blades for precise trimming, and a 6,200RPM motor ideally tuned (not too fast, not too slow) to trim groin hair of all textures and thicknesses, the BALLS™ Trimmer is purpose-built to minimize pulls, nicks and snags.Â
Waterproof, wireless, shock-resistant and matte coated for a no-slip grip, the BALLS™ Trimmer is perfectly-suited to helping you groom wherever, whenever you need it.
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$69
• BALLS™ Trimmer
• SackSafe™ Guard
• BALLS™ Cradle
• Charging Cable
• Cleaning Brush
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$65
• BALLS™ Trimmer
• BALLS™ Blade Subscription
• SackSafe™ Guard
• BALLS™ Cradle
• Charging Cable
• Cleaning Brush
Save $4
Bundle your trimmer with this blade subscription!
Receive a new hygienic blade every 3 months for ÂŁ14. Easily cancel anytime.
Includes - BALLS Trimmer, Wash and Lotion for the ultimate grooming experience
Blokes who love
their BALLS (Trimmer)
WE MAKE YOU TALLER
APPEALING
The tower of London stands out when the surrounding bushes have been neatly trimmed.
Considerate
If you can help an old lady across the street, you can clear a path for your partner.Â
Hygenic
No one enjoys riding a cramped and smelly tube. Same goes for you.
CONFIDENT
That quiet inner knowledge that your balls are ace and ready for anything.
Ultimate
Package
For the bloke who needs to impress the old ball and chain with your balls and chain. This is the ultimate in ball-scaping. We’re talking about our bestselling BALLS™ Trimmer, a pair of SackSafe™ Blades to keep you going, and our specially formulated BALLS™ Lotion for the freshest of grooming aftercare.
Get Yours
Starter
Kit
Your schedule is full, we get it. You want smooth balls and a no-faff grooming routine that keeps you feeling fresh and fly all day long. Simple. That’s why we’ve created the easiest starter kit in the world to get your body and balls on point. Three easy products: there’s really no way you can balls it up.
Get YoursYour BALLS Are In Good Hands
We’ll teach
you how
to start
No risk,
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#1 Rated
BALL Shaver
in the UK
Blokes who love
their BALLS (Trimmer)
Blades of Glory
Precision, ceramic blades designed to glide through your underbrush
Waterproof AF
Trim wet or dry, however you please, with a tight waterproof casing
SackSafe Guard
Adjustable guard designed to protect from nicks & snags
Powerful Motor
6200rpm motor that won’t quit, easily rechargeable for constant use.
BALLS™ Trimmer
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BALLS™ Trimmer
PACKAGE INCLUDES
BALLS Trimmer 2.0 - BALLS™ Trimmer is purpose-built to minimize pulls, nicks and snags.
BALLS Blade - To glide through your jungle
SafeSack Adjustable Guards - Any length, without any nicks
Groin Light - Guides you into those difficult areas
6200RPM Motor - ideally tuned for groin hair
Rechargeable Battery - Shave anywhere
Waterproof & Wireless - Shower - friendly and rechargeable, groom wherever you want
FREE SHIPPING
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FREE SHIPPING
NICK YOUR SACK SEND IT BACKBALLS™ Ultimate Package
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BALLS™ Ultimate Package
PACKAGE INCLUDES
BALLS Trimmer 2.0 - BALLS™ Trimmer is purpose-built to minimize pulls, nicks and snags.
BALLS Lotion - Cleanser & Deodorizer all in one
2x BALLS Blades - Precision ceramic blades
FREE GIFT
BALLBag - Premium toiletry bag, so your toothbrush and trimmer don't touch!"
- FREE SHIPPING
- NICK YOUR SACK SEND IT BACK
Our BALLS are Popular
WE MAKE YOU TALLER
APPEALING
The tower of London stands out when the surrounding bushes have been neatly trimmed.
CONSIDERATE
If you can help an old lady across the street, you can clear a path for your partner.
HYGENIC
No one enjoys riding a cramped and smelly tube. Same goes for you.
CONFIDENCE
That quiet inner knowledge that your balls are ace and ready for anything.
You're In Control! Choose Your Bundle Every Shipment
Too many blades? Run out of lotion? Simply swap your bundle and replenish your stock!
BALLS™ Duo Pack
This is the ultimate kit for smelling and feeling like the dog’s bollocks all day long
BALLS™ Wash
Our specially formulated body wash leaves skin feeling deeply cleansed and recharged
BALLS™ Lotion
Our game-changing BALLS™ Lotion: it’s a cleanser and deodorizer all-in-one
Your BALLS Are In Good Hands
We’ll teach
you how
to start
No risk,
money-back
guarantee
24/7
Customer
Support
#1 Rated
BALL Shaver
in the UK