The Pinnacle of Grooming Excellence Bundle - BALLS

Grooming Excellence Bundle

Complete Grooming Kit

Name: Grooming Excellence Bundle
Brand: BALLS
SKU: GROOM001-BLUE
Price: 129.0 CAD
Availability: InStock

$129.00~~$0.00~~

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Everything you need to look, feel, and smell your best - all in one!

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Everything you need to look, feel, and smell your best.

The Archibald Full Body Trimmer: A masterpiece of British engineering that's not just strong, fast, and powerful, but also brilliantly SackSafe™. Achieve precision and comfort with this cutting-edge trimmer for a smooth and effortless grooming session.
Beatrix Pemberton’s Knacker Wash Exfoliating Bar: A natural bar soap with our impeccable fusion of pure soaps and natural exfoliants.
Oliver’s Everywhere Oil: The ultimate remedy for maintaining your prized assets, delivering long-lasting anti-chafing relief for your diligent parts and a soothing post-trim indulgence for hair follicles.
The BallBag™: Well, you will need a special place to keep your new goodies!

Do not forget to subscribe and save for radically reduced rates and a regular re-supply of required... requirements.

• Say goodbye to razor burn, irritation, and ingrown hair below the belt
• Trim the most challenging areas with best-in-class ceramic blades designed for intimate hair
• Reduce the risk of pulls and snags with our strongest motor yet with ~2 hours of battery life
• Experience utmost control with our re-engineered ergonomic design with a matte grip
• Safely groom on the go with stronger LED light
• Store and travel safely with the silicone wrist strap and the built-in travel lock
• Choose your trim length with our SackSafe™ Guard with 3 settings
• Use dry or wet: we are 100% waterproof (really!)
• Display with pride: vanity-friendly dock with universal USB-C charging

• The Archibald Full Body Trimmer
• Beatrix Pemberton’s Knacker Wash Exfoliating Bar
• Oliver’s Everywhere Oil
• The BallBag Travel Bag
• Trimmer Cradle
• No-Slip Wrist Strap
• Charging Cable
• Cleaning Brush

In the shower

Before a night at the pub

Before a bad decision

Before your next shag

After football

SackSafe™

Ultra-sharp replaceable ceramic blades protect your bags from cuts and snags.

100% Waterproof

With a no-slip grip and wrist strap - use it in the shower, at the gym or on the go!

LED Light

An in-built guide light for added ease of use and safety for those hard to reach areas.

Adjustable

Equipped with a removable comb guard with three length options: 3 mm, 4.5 mm, 6 mm

Travel-Lock

Prevents the trimmer from accidentally turning on in your luggage when you are jet setting!

2H Battery

We promise we won't die on you. If the Archibald can last for hours, then so can you!

Are We Best Friends?

Any idiot can build a balls trimmer, but it takes a special type of idiot to call it BALLS™. That’s us, though: our fans love us because we care about their balls so much, we named ourselves after them.

Oliver’s Everywhere Oil

Introducing Oliver’s Everywhere Oil, a versatile, all-natural elixir crafted for the care of most precious bodily hair. It's your go-to solution for the maintenance of your crown jewels, offering enduring anti-chafe goodness for those hardworking bits, bobs and balls, and a nourishing, soothing after-trim treat for hair and follicles.

The Archibald Full Body Trimmer

Best-in-class micro-trimming replaceable ceramic blades
Internationally-loved SackSafe guard and a no-nick guarantee
Improved guard comb with three different length options
A 7,000 RPM motor to handle all thicknesses and textures
High-powered LED light for hard-to-reach areas
Waterproof ergonomic design with a non-slip grip for risk-free shower trims
No-slip wrist strap for a safer trimming experience
Full-body-friendly: Strong enough for your balls, made for everywhere

Beatrix Pemberton’s Exfoliating Bar

Designed for the full-body experience, our Exfoliating Bar boasts the perfect blend of clean soaps and natural scrubby ingredients. Because why settle for anything less than healthy skin and happy hair? And let's not forget the pièce de résistance – our gorgeous, slightly woodsy scent. It's like a forest stroll, minus the leaves in your shoes.

Which BALLS™ Trimmer Works Best for Me?

	The Archibald V3	The Classic V2	The Original V1
SackSafe™	⭐️	⭐️	⭐️
Waterproof	⭐️	⭐️	⭐️
Motorpower	🚀	✈️	🚂
LED Light	⭐️⭐️	⭐️	❌
Travel Lock	⭐️	❌	❌
Wrist Strap	⭐️	❌	❌
Colours	💙💜🖤	🖤	🖤

Choose Your Length

Slide the adjustable guide comb between three length options or remove it for the closest trim.

Trim Like a Pro

Trim parallel to your skin. Pull skin tight to avoid nicks and cuts. Take your time and try not to dig in.

Activate the Travel Lock

Press the power button for 8-10 seconds. The flickering light in the power button means the travel lock is activated.

Insert a New Blade

Gently press it into place within the blade housing. Apply even pressure to ensure that the blade is securely inserted.

The Archibald Full Body Trimmer is designed for body hair anywhere. Its ergonomic design is perfectly suited to give you excellent grip and control, whether you’re grooming your legs, chest, thighs, or even the back of your neck.
Nope. It’s best for intimate hair, which is typically coarser and denser than head hair. But women love our Trimmer; it trims beautifully, it’s easy to use, and it’s a huge time-saver and cost-saver vs. bikini waxes.
So, technically we’re experts on intimate hair. But BALLS was too great a name to pass up.
Absolutely! Beatrix Pemberton's Knacker Wash is designed for the full-body experience and is suitable for all skin types. The carefully crafted blend of clean soaps and natural scrubby ingredients ensures a gentle yet effective exfoliation, promoting healthy skin for everyone.
While it is designed for the full-body experience, the Knacker Wash Exfoliating Bar is gentle enough for use on the face as well. The blend of ingredients is crafted to provide a thorough yet delicate exfoliation, making it suitable for both body and facial skin.
Absolutely! Oliver’s Everywhere Oil is formulated to be gentle on all skin types. Whether you have sensitive skin or a more robust complexion, this all-natural elixir is crafted to provide nourishment and lasting moisture without irritation.
Absolutely! Oliver’s Everywhere Oil is formulated to be gentle on all skin types. Whether you have sensitive skin or a more robust complexion, this all-natural elixir is crafted to provide nourishment and lasting moisture without irritation.
The Archibald comes with a travel lock feature - how cool is that? This also means you must ensure the travel lock is unlocked before heading down south. Press the power button for 8-10 seconds until you see the flickering light and you're ready to rock!
Your trimmer may be travel-locked upon arrival so make sure you press the power button long enough before panicking - believe us, it works!

Unbelievable after purchase services!

Emailed the balls friendly team that my 12month old trimmer suddenly died on me, within 2 days I had a confirmation email saying that they've just shipped me a replacement trimmer completely free of charge! Can't rate the team at balls highly enough for their after purchase care and services!

Absolute banger!!!

The Archibald is an absolute game-changer for my grooming routine! After struggling with cheap trimmers for years, I finally decided to invest in this one and it's completly transformed my experience. The build quality is exceptional with a solid construction that feels premium without being to heavy. Performance is incredible, with blades that cut through even stubborn hair effortlesly, and I love the adjustable gaurd system that gives precise length control. Battery life is amazing been using it for 3 weeks on the charge it came with! The motor is powerful yet quite, which my partner appreciates during early mornings. All the extras show they really thought about everything: the wrist band, cleaning stuff, and that nice charging stand. Oh and when I emailed about one of the attachements, customer service got back to me super quick. Definately worth every penny, my only regret is not finding it sooner. If your looking for a premium trimmer that actually delivers on it's promises, Archibald is the one to get!!!

Best and safest way to trim the crown jewels.

It is an excellent product that is far better the any on the market.

Es perfecta y no corta ni trilla

Es increíble, la mejor máquina para depilar mis pelotas!

Amazeballs.

Had the old trimmer which eventually died after several years. Just upgraded to this one and it’s flawless, so much better than the original. I had no cap on the end as I wanted to be smooth, proceeded shaved my balls in every direction and not one single nip. Confidence is key, nobody wants the fear of ball nip.

It’s given me the option to upload a photo, but I don’t feel that’s suitable for this platform ;)

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