In the shower
Before a night at the pub
Before a bad decision
Before your next shag
After football
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Are We Best Friends?


Any idiot can build a balls trimmer, but it takes a special type of idiot to call it BALLS™. That’s us, though: our fans love us because we care about their balls so much, we named ourselves after them.

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Oliver’s Everywhere Oil


Introducing Oliver’s Everywhere Oil, a versatile, all-natural elixir crafted for the care of most precious bodily hair. It's your go-to solution for the maintenance of your crown jewels, offering enduring anti-chafe goodness for those hardworking bits, bobs and balls, and a nourishing, soothing after-trim treat for hair and follicles.

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The Archibald Full Body Trimmer


  • Best-in-class micro-trimming replaceable ceramic blades 
  • Internationally-loved SackSafe guard and a no-nick guarantee
  • Improved guard comb with three different length options
  • A 7,000 RPM motor to handle all thicknesses and textures
  • High-powered LED light for hard-to-reach areas
  • Waterproof ergonomic design with a non-slip grip for risk-free shower trims
  • No-slip wrist strap for a safer trimming experience
  • Full-body-friendly: Strong enough for your balls, made for everywhere
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Beatrix Pemberton’s Exfoliating Bar


Designed for the full-body experience, our Exfoliating Bar boasts the perfect blend of clean soaps and natural scrubby ingredients. Because why settle for anything less than healthy skin and happy hair? And let's not forget the pièce de résistance – our gorgeous, slightly woodsy scent. It's like a forest stroll, minus the leaves in your shoes.

Which BALLS™ Trimmer Works Best for Me?

The Archibald V3 The Classic V2 The Original V1
SackSafe™ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Waterproof ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Motorpower 🚀 ✈️ 🚂
LED Light ⭐️⭐️ ⭐️
Travel Lock ⭐️
Wrist Strap ⭐️
Colours 💙💜🖤 🖤 🖤

How to Use


Frequently Asked Questions


Customer Reviews

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Oliver
Amazeballs.

Had the old trimmer which eventually died after several years. Just upgraded to this one and it’s flawless, so much better than the original. I had no cap on the end as I wanted to be smooth, proceeded shaved my balls in every direction and not one single nip. Confidence is key, nobody wants the fear of ball nip.

It’s given me the option to upload a photo, but I don’t feel that’s suitable for this platform ;)

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Kevin Landers
Excellent trimmer

I recently purchased the Archibald personal trimmer, and I must say, it has exceeded my expectations in every way. If you’re looking for a reliable, precise, and easy-to-use trimmer, this is definitely the one to consider. The Archibald truly delivers on its promise of only trimming what you want, which means no accidental nicks or unwanted hair removal – a problem I’ve had with other trimmers in the past. It’s refreshing to use a product that performs exactly as advertised.

The trimmer’s precision is outstanding. I appreciate how effortlessly it allows me to shape and groom facial hair while leaving the surrounding areas untouched. It offers a smooth and comfortable trimming experience that doesn’t irritate the skin, which is particularly important for sensitive areas. The ergonomic design makes it easy to hold and maneuver, and I love the fact that it has multiple attachments for different trimming needs. Whether you’re maintaining a beard, shaping sideburns, or even handling more delicate grooming tasks, the Archibald does it all without a hitch.

Additionally, the battery life is fantastic. I was pleasantly surprised at how long it lasted on a single charge – I’ve gone weeks between charges, and it still performs like new. The construction feels sturdy and durable, too, giving me confidence that this trimmer will last for years to come. It’s clear that a lot of thought went into designing a product that balances form and function so well.

All in all, the Archibald personal trimmer is a game-changer for anyone who takes grooming seriously. It’s efficient, reliable, and does exactly what it’s supposed to do without any fuss. I couldn’t be happier with my purchase, and I highly recommend it to anyone looking for a trimmer that combines precision and quality.

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richard eldon

Works well! Simple product simple review

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Jack Pickering
The new trimmer does an amazing job

The new trimmer does an amazing job and love that fact that there is no nicks in the skin. I use it on my face as well as the rest of the body and I'm very happy with its performance so far. Great stuff!

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Brooke St John
Awesome

My more expensive electric razor broke so I wanted to find a different brand. This razor is lighter and easier to hold than my former razor, and I also got a discount. 10/10!!