In the shower
Before a night at the pub
Before a bad decision
Before your next shag
After football
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From “Sack-squatch Yeti” to “Mr. Neat Nads”


Unruly fuzz? More fur than a bear’s behind?

You need to tame the beast with The Archibald BALLS Trimmer V3 – your ultimate men’s grooming ally.

Whether grooming your chest or crown jewels, The Archibald is your trusted body and pubic trimmer, tidying your testes, torso, and everything in-between.

The ultimate male grooming kit. And it takes no … shortcuts.

The Archibald Trimmer - BALLS

Full Body Warrior


The Archibald body trimmer does more than polish your privates. The Archibald is a full-body champion, ready to charge through your short and curlies – whether they’re on your chest, arms, legs, armpits or any other region. 

With its robust motor and waterproof design, this balls trimmer means any time is prime time for pruning – including showers or baths.

The Archibald Trimmer - BALLS

Be a Mower, not a Grower


The Archibald pubic trimmer is a masterstroke of British engineering, designed for your most prized possessions. 

With a Certified SackSafe™ Guard and ceramic precision blades, this balls trimmer is so safe and smooth, even a caveman could use it – without a single nad nip.

The Archibald Trimmer - BALLS

Wave Goodbye to Betty Swollocks


Hair down there isn’t just unsightly. In the heat it feels more like a rainforest. Same goes for chest hair.

Never fear – you don’t have to venture into the jungle alone. Our men’s body shaver is designed to trim your whole body – even the angle of the dangle.

There’s never been a body hair trimmer for men like The Archibald. He’s a reliable team-mate, protecting your manhood at every turn.

Which BALLS™ Trimmer Works Best for Me?

The Archibald V3 The Classic V2 The Original V1
SackSafe™ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Waterproof ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Motorpower 🚀 ✈️ 🚂
LED Light ⭐️⭐️ ⭐️
Travel Lock ⭐️
Wrist Strap ⭐️
Colours 💙💜🖤 🖤 🖤

How to Use


Frequently Asked Questions


Customer Reviews

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Taj Roath
Brilliant

Really good body trimmer, definitely worth every penny.

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Carlos Monteiro
The last balls shaver

Excellent

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Dan
Unbelievable after purchase services!

Emailed the balls friendly team that my 12month old trimmer suddenly died on me, within 2 days I had a confirmation email saying that they've just shipped me a replacement trimmer completely free of charge! Can't rate the team at balls highly enough for their after purchase care and services!

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Jerry Folden
Absolute banger!!!

The Archibald is an absolute game-changer for my grooming routine! After struggling with cheap trimmers for years, I finally decided to invest in this one and it's completly transformed my experience. The build quality is exceptional with a solid construction that feels premium without being to heavy. Performance is incredible, with blades that cut through even stubborn hair effortlesly, and I love the adjustable gaurd system that gives precise length control. Battery life is amazing been using it for 3 weeks on the charge it came with! The motor is powerful yet quite, which my partner appreciates during early mornings. All the extras show they really thought about everything: the wrist band, cleaning stuff, and that nice charging stand. Oh and when I emailed about one of the attachements, customer service got back to me super quick. Definately worth every penny, my only regret is not finding it sooner. If your looking for a premium trimmer that actually delivers on it's promises, Archibald is the one to get!!!

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Michael
Best and safest way to trim the crown jewels.

It is an excellent product that is far better the any on the market.

Reviews in Other Languages

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Der Pete
Hätte ich es doch schon früher gefunden...

Schere, Enhaarungscreme, "umgewindmeter" elektrischer Rasierer... alles zutiefst unbefriedigend, wenn's um die Achseln und das beste Stück ging. Bis ich den Archibald entdeckte. Keine (in Worten: KEINE!) Schnitte, selbst wenn man (was Balls ja nicht empfiehlt) den Kammaufsatz weglässt. Richtig, RICHTIG gut!

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Daniel
The Balls Classic Trimmer

Der Akku ist nach 9 Monaten kaputt gegangen. Nach Anfrage beim Support, wurde ein neuer Trimmer kostenfrei geliefert. Der neue Trimmer machte anfangs Probleme und der Motor startete nach dem aufladen nicht. Ich habe etwas nachgeholfen und dann funktionierte er. Bis jetzt läuft der Trimmer ohne Probleme und ich möchte ihn nicht missen. Das Design gefällt mir sehr gut und ich hoffe, er begleitet mich noch sehr lange. Endlich wieder glatte Eier... :-)

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Roger
2 x Real Balls, but only 1 x True Trimmer!

Nothing looks like, Trimmer BALLS feel!