BALLS Starter Kit - World's Best Balls Trimmer, Ball Deodorant, Balls Wash

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Designed With
Your Junk In Mind

  • Blades of Glory

    Our goal has always been “No snags on your bags”. Our precision ceramic blades get the job done better than any steel blade ever could.

  • You’re In Control

    With our SafeSack Adjustable Guards, you’re in the driver’s seat. You get to decide exactly how you want your coin purse and man muscle (or, for that matter, your pom pom) to look.

  • Waterproof AF

    Step into the shower with your new friend. Our trimmer makes it easy as pie to incorporate trimming of the tea bags into your routine.

  • Large and In Charge

    A well-crafted mane makes your main event more …. main. Now you can groom where you want, when you want, and how you want. Hold the applause, please. 

Frequently Asked Questions

  • How does this thing work?

  • What’s up with the blade subscription?

  • What are the specs?

  • Can I use the trimmer on my body?

  • Do you offer any warranty?

  • Will my life be changed forever?

  • What does it come with?

Why Subscribe

BALLS™
of Steel Warranty

Your BALLS™ Trimmer is covered for as long as you're subscribed!

Stay in
the flow

No disruption
to your routine

Sharp as a Tack

You’ll never deal
with the frustration
of dull blades

Money-Saving

Receive a discount
when you become
a subscriber

BALLS™ Trimmer
vs others

What’s in the box

  • • BALLS™ Trimmer
  • • BALLS™ Cleanse & Recharge Wash
  • • BALLS™ Lotion
  • • Adjustable SackSafe™ guard
  • • BALLS™ Cradle
  • • Charging Cable
  • • Cleaning Brush
  • Customer Reviews

  • Customer Reviews

  • Customer Reviews

  • Customer Reviews

Your BALLS are
in our Hands

We’ll teach
you how
to start

No risk,
money-back
guarantee

24/7
Customer
Support

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BALLS™ Wash

BALLS™ Wash

Our specially formulated body wash leaves skin feeling deeply cleansed and recharged

BALLS™ Lotion

BALLS™ Lotion

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